(Source: bartonesque)
the amazing thing is that we're not each other.
i'm such a confusing and terrible person.
- i frustrate people all the time and i know it. they're just too nice to admit it.
- me:
- "i'd like to order blahblahblah please."
- worker:
- "sure i'll get right on that."
- -later-
- worker:
- "here you go. is it alright?"
- me:
- "well... it's nice but not exactly what i wanted. i know you spent a lot of time on it though and i would feel bad if you had to do it again. so, um, you can just keep the money. sorry! thanks for your time!"
- x nx
“ If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. ”
- J.K. Rowling
“Padfoot Returns”
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
when things get rough
here’s ten things to remember:
one. the feel of glossy new game/movie cases.
two. the sound a new book makes when it’s spine is cracked open
three. back rubs
four. a very potter musical
five. the size of space
six. how many seconds you’ve been alive
seven. cool water on hot days/warm cocoa on cool days
eight. a baby’s fingers, toes, smile and laugh
nine. conan o’brian in jeggings
ten. Brown paper packages tied up with strings
